If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea.

The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a little
longer.

It's not the principle of the thing. It's the money.

Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

The breakfast of champions is the opposition.

If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are
headed.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Always do right. This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you frantic.

Decadence is its own reward.

Organize for anarchy!

Circular definition: see "circular definition."

I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there.

Tell the truth and run.

He who hesitates is last.

A wise man knows everything, a shrewd one, everybody.

Moral victories don't count.

Once you give up integrity, the rest is easy!

I don't suffer from insanity. I revel in it.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Look it up.

If winning doesn't matter, why keep score?